Bad Season

1. A time period in which a person has had absolutely no luck in finding a mate of any sort.

2. When a guy has gotten shot down by every chick (or guy if he rolls like that) he has tried to hit on/ get with at every party he has been to within a span of 3 to 5 months.

Example 1. Person A: Man I haven't gotten with any girls since I broke up with Jessica 7 months ago.
Person B: Sorry bro, sounds like you're just having a Bad Season.

Example 2. Person A: Man I've been to 7 parties in the past 4 months and I haven't gotten any ass whatsoever!
Person B: Damn dude, you're just having a Bad Season

by BIGDADY August 23, 2012

Season My Own Skillet

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I think I will stay in tonight and season my own skillet

by Donnia December 18, 2012

seasonings greetings

When holiday meals call for a different kind of seasoning.

I can't believe Thanksgiving is almost here, I need to bust out the cloves and cinnamon and wish everyone Seasonings Greetings!

by GlazeHer November 23, 2023

seasonize

to season something; to make seasoned

I just seasonized my food with some salt

by Tom Pardo January 25, 2005

pre-seasoned

When a woman or orifice has been aroused or inseminated to the point that a a phallus can slide in without effort. Often used to convey disinterest in foreplay and the result of using a fluffer.

Meet her friends? Are they DTF? I like them pre-seasoned! In fact, it's best if someone else has already talked them up.

by Capn C-Block April 27, 2014

lemon season

when your at a party and you see 3 or more couples making out

'' is it the lemon season, mate?''

by daiyuツ May 6, 2023

Seasoning

To be excelling at an activity with class and grace.

Person 1: Look at her dancing... she's seasoning.

Person 2: My writing is so seasoned.

by w00dr0w w1ls0n August 1, 2024