Butt scooting

"When a K9 wipes their anus on the carpet in a rapid motion to relieve an itch"

When someone "drags their ass" as in taking a long time to complete a task, also known as "milking it".

Jesus, you are really butt scooting today aren't you???

by Superrod29 April 26, 2016

Crunk scootin'

When you're riding a scooter while drinking malt liquor (i.e. getting crunk)

"Dude did you see Dale last night? He took his little sisters scooter and started crunk scootin'!"

by Buffufflo September 7, 2016

Blue scoots

Bad bad bad diarrhea

Ma'am please pray for me. I've had the blue scoots for a couple months now.

by Hjenkin June 21, 2016

Jaeger scooter

Whatever means you get home after a night of binge shots of jaegermeiester

Thanks to a jaeger scooter, Chris made it home after 6 double shots of the German champagne

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 1, 2016

little scooter

big dick

i love his little scooter

by bla b la January 17, 2017

Scruff scooter

A special move performed when going down on a girl that uses friction and the roughness of your facial "scruff" to get her off

Gave my girl the ol' Scruff scooter and she was howling for more!

by Hovym December 30, 2016

slimy scooter

---A sexual act where a man cums on a girls chest and she's forced to slide on a smooth surface...

--Or the dankest kush found smothered in cannibis oil...

(Guy) Yeah me and Sally got it on last night ...
(Friend) how'd it go?
(Guy) I came on her chest and made her a slimy scooter ...
(Friend) LOL awesome dude.

by Grimy Gregg March 16, 2017