rusty uncle

When your weird/funny/alchoholic uncle makes you smell his finger knowing all to well he had them in or around his butthole.

Uncle Ben, will you please stop attempting to rusty uncle me.

I am simply trying to enjoy the family reunion.

by DabMauFive November 4, 2017

rusty paperclip

A old rusty paperclip used to serve lumps of dry knob cheese to you lady much like auderves at your nans funeral

Jeremy the smegma served on this rusty paperclip is divine

by The cheese grator April 20, 2018

rusty gowani

Taking a large puff from a cigarette and exhaling the smoke up your partners ass while simultaneously giving a reach around.

I got a rusty gowani the other day while trying to use the trash rake

by lolzbolz December 5, 2017

Rusty Trombone

Anal licking from behind while giving a reach around. Named for the motion n which the facilitator uses while doing the act. Similar to what a trombone player actions are.

If I can talk her into it, I’m getting a rusty trombone for my birthday.

by One ball Lucky Charlie May 28, 2018

Rusty nut

Rusty nut: (noun)1. Primarily sexual in reference, a rusty nut is the condition of a scrotum that has been made red either due to slapping or some other form of trauma to the scrotal region.
2. Alternatively, rusty nut is a derogatory term referring to a man with red hair.

- (1)The ol’ lady got a little rough and really gave me a rusty nut.
- (2) Rusty Nuts O’Flannigan drinks Guinness by the gallon.

by TheYard July 17, 2018

Rusty Spotted Cat

A goon who spends all day shut in his mom's basement looking at cat pictures and videos on the internet.

I was going to ask Aaron if we wanted to come to the racetrack with us, but he's being a total Rusty Spotted Cat.

by Tactical Panniculus August 28, 2018

Rusty Tombrone

It's identical to the Rusty Trombone; getting rimmed with a reach around but the twist is your free hand is squeezing the trannies boobs.

I totally boned a tranny last night and gave her a rusty tombrone.

by Illae September 7, 2018