Million Pound Drop

When a rich guy sits on the toilet, he's in a rush so he doesn't pull his trousers down all the way. As he is rich he has one million pounds in his pocket. He the million pound drops out of his pocket into the crapper.

Based on the Channel 4 progam, Million Pound Drop Live.

For fuck sake. I've only gone and done the Million Pound Drop, Jeeves!

by Frankletini November 11, 2010

5 Pound Bitch

A Comeback sure to insult the person.

Coy Trantham: Bitches these days..

Isabella R.: Dont be mad just cause your a 5 Pound Bitch!

by Isabella R <3 September 8, 2011

British pound of mound

A slang term for lesbian sex

I better those two were having a British pound of mound last night

by Sexy wanker 3345677:(( March 14, 2015

Woman's 5-Pound Holiday

Days where woman can gain 5 pounds and not worry - at least, for a week.

These days are

Thanksgiving
B-Day
Superbowl (must be watching for this to be acceptable)
Easter Sunday Brunch

Man, what a pig-out yesterday. Thank god it was Woman's 5-Pound Holiday, or I'd be in trouble!

by l@lal@ May 7, 2009

huffing the ten-pound brow

/v/ excreting an excessively large bowel movement; taking a very large poo.

"I'm never eating ten Burrito Supremes all at once again. No more huffing the ten-pound brow!!"

"I totally filled up the shitter huffing the ten-pound brow."

"I nearly had to give myself the double fish hook while huffing the ten-pound brow!!."

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 3, 2010

pound

to fuck the shit out of some bitch.

I want to pound her in the pounch.

by sonicturkey April 18, 2006

Ten Pounds of Camel Shit in a Nine Pound Bag

Osama bin Laden; taken from a comedy song that parodies "Oh Susannah" and makes fun of Osama bin Laden.

"Oh bin Laden,
You fucking make me gag;
You're like ten pounds of camel shit
In a nine pound bag."

by JustAnotherGuy February 2, 2005