Jabba the Prick

Governor of Illinois, J. B. Pritzker. He is as fat if not fatter than Jabba the Hut himself and he is more slimy. Princess Leia would have welcomed Jabba’s slimy embrace after seeing this disgusting blob. They do have one thing in common and that is they both would have taken Leia’s blaster.

Governor J. B. Pritzker, aka “Jabba the Prick,” robbed millions of their 2A rights to save exactly zero lives.

by Cabee816 May 1, 2023

tia is a prick

she isnt actually shes an amazing person

hey bro tia is a prick

by marcus lawler August 5, 2023

Prime Minister Prick Nasty

A middle aged furry man that is unable to be set on fire because he is coated in scotch guard. He has hoes in different area codes that cannot set him on fire when they find out he cannot be conquered Absolute legend.

The Prime Minister Prick Nasty takes butt plugs seriously.

by Enix001 August 25, 2023

Crimping a Prick

When toilet paper particles build up in your crack and they roll into cigarette-like shapes.

I've been going through rolls of toilet paper Crimping a Prick.

by Froggo boi February 2, 2024

Rigged out Prick

A prick so decked out in saliva and at its tumescent limit, it's rigged.

Some unknown scenario involving a rigged out prick: Look out, look out! that prick is rigged and ready to blow!

by observemeobverseme September 25, 2025

Thistle get prickly

Or "thistle get thorny".

Put on some leather work-gloves before clearing out da overgrown area in da back yard for da new flower-garden --- thistle get prickly!

by QuacksO December 18, 2025