Drop the kids off at the pool.

Taking a crap.

Do they have a toilet here? I gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

Drop the kids off at the pool. by The Other Zone July 13, 2017

Naked Man Left in the Drained Pool 

The naked man left in the drained pool is typically someone who was around something that started, and then there after it leaves, like a nostalgia nerd, or someone left in the middle after their two friends have a fight with each-other and break apart the friendship.

Jeez, my friend is still obsessed with Dungeon Keeper 2. What a naked man left in the drained pool.

Naked Man Left in the Drained Pool by Ethanhead258 August 13, 2017

Drop the kids off at the pool 

Ejaculating semen (kids) into a toilet or the drain of your shower.

What are you going to do now?

I'm going to go drop the kids off at the pool.

Drop the kids off at the pool by BloodBaath November 29, 2021

Taking the kids to the pool 

Meaning after you have intercourse and the man cums in the woman she goes to urinate as the cum drips out usually

Amber told me she was taking the kids to the pool

Taking the kids to the pool by Marleybarbie98 April 27, 2022

Drop a friend off at the pool 

Code phrase for having to take a dump

Being a painfully shy person, I stood up from the table and just told everyone I had to go drop a friend off at the pool.

Drop a friend off at the pool by Extremejutsu August 15, 2022

throw my kids in the pool 

To take a shit

Wait here, I'm gonna throw my kids in the pool

throw my kids in the pool by PhilosoFerd September 7, 2023

drop the kids off at the pool 

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.

e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"

drop the kids off at the pool by anonymous August 21, 2025