Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.
"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"
by Glazedroofhomie December 17, 2022
Get the Upside Down Pony Polemug. Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?
Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.
Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.
Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.
Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork
Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork
by rfrsiopgjdog September 12, 2023
Get the poled dorkmug. The sophisticated version of planking often involving pole moves on random locations.
Can involve holding ones own body weight in particular pole dancing moves
Can involve holding ones own body weight in particular pole dancing moves
by Pole dancer June 29, 2012
Get the Pole on Locationmug. Walk a pole
To piss with a hard on.
I love sleeping at my girlfriend’s, but I had to “walk a pole” twice in a dark room. The pocket snake almost almost remodeled her bedroom!
To piss with a hard on.
I love sleeping at my girlfriend’s, but I had to “walk a pole” twice in a dark room. The pocket snake almost almost remodeled her bedroom!
by Elmo smoot April 18, 2018
Get the walk a polemug. a cocksucking whore who will suck cock at any time, for any reason, at any place, for anyone, but especially for elderly people with a credit card and a beamer.
by use pi, bitch! October 23, 2008
Get the pole vacuummug. "Rumour has it Chris likes to stick his tongue to the icicle pole." or "Did you hear? Amber got fired from the hospital for riding the icicle pole."
by Alternative Holes February 22, 2020
Get the Icicle Polemug. a guy or girl who is so obsessed with the way you look, they are constantly checking you out, to the point they could injure themselfs if they arn't paying attention to what they are doing
by nifty July 3, 2005
Get the pole walkermug.