Date your crush for a week

You have to date your crush for a week

Girl:Hey do you want to go on a date? Boy:why? Girl:because it’s Date your crush for a week day

by Bananaboo315 December 11, 2019

I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020

I'll ass you into next week

This phrase is used when a person is insulting another person. instead of I'll slap you into next week

I'll ass you into next week if you don't leave me alone.

by Eloise010 April 23, 2018

cougar week

A special week starting April 2nd each year ending on April 9th celebrating the woman who have married younger men.

Happy Cougar week to all the women out there who have married younger men!

by All_BizTormentor Adam April 07, 2023

Beef week

When someone is on their period.

Man, there's an iron smelling musk in the air. It must be beef week.

by Neeneejeejee April 11, 2024

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

by sound of freedom March 15, 2021

Mac DeMarco Week

it’s Mac Demarco Week! 7 days of Mac from December 10th to the 17th !
Day one : Your favorite song
Day two: First song you listened to
Day three: underrated song

Day four: favorite album

Day five: favorite lyric
Day six: favorite Mac photo

Day seven: most listened to

person 1 “it’s feeling like a Mac DeMarco kind of day”
Person 2 “actually it’s Mac DeMarco Week”
Person 1 “wow really?”

by decayrey December 10, 2023