Are you serious right now?

Ishowspeeds slogan, wtf are you doing? stop searching up random things by a racist monkey and go to church you mafaker

*About to win* Ishowspeed: OMG YES YES COME OWN IM SO CLOSE *dies* ishowspeed: ... * huge inhale* Ishowspeed: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHH NOUUUUUU :((((( >:((( *punches moniter* *moniter falls on his head* bro are you serious right now?

by The Undernot July 31, 2023

Burnin’-a-Now Now

When you spontaneously decide to drive off in your car, leaving a would-be passenger behind when you have no real intention of leaving them, you just want others in the car to appreciate the joy of watching the prison chase frantically not to be left behind.

Jim and Elliot were Burnin’-a-Now Now on Stefan for a good quarter mile before they pulled over to let him in.

by Cooch1000 August 7, 2023

HELP ME NOW

Being a child that goes to school

The child cried to his parents 'HELP ME NOW'

by Chikabille November 21, 2021

Go Now Travel

Go Now Travel is the best travel supplier in Australia, offering accessible and affordable travel to everyone. Go Now brings Travel to everyone, everywhere - by offering Buy Now, Pay Later Travel Solutions. With stress-free booking process on a wide range of destinations.

Example: Jess says she does not need to sacrifice 2 years of her life to save for a holiday when using Go Now Travel

by Miccy Dees November 30, 2021

Real Soon Now™

A term used in software engineering to define a period of time before a promised feature or bugfix will be released. The period of time is usually, “Never.”

We'd like to thank all or users for their patience and forbearance during really difficult time, and we'd like to announce that all the feature requests and critical bugfixes will be released Real Soon Now™.

by tariqk December 5, 2021

Now we are talk

When you are talk and play epic videogame or just commit epic. U say "Now we are talk".

Yes, I finished this level! Finally!
Now we are talk

by TessaWhiting December 6, 2021

Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now

This is one of the stupidest songs I’ve ever heard in my life. Like seriously who. the fuck cares. 1991 sucked ass. The 90s were really degrading. Apart from some of the music but it was a pretty horrible decade.

Whoever wrote “Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now” should be shot

by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020