Muff Caroling

The act of singing holiday songs into a woman's vagina instead of preforming oral sex. Usually around the Christmas season.

Last Christmas eve i went muff caroling around the office party and promptly got fired.

by Att2455 January 11, 2014

muff is cabbage

1. A term used to describe the unhealthiness of one's (woman's) vagina.
2.) A nasty cabbage looking twat.

Eg. "Bro I went to go down on that girl at the party last night and realized she had a beat pussy!"
"Haha man her muff is cabbage!!"

by meefpeople March 24, 2014

Muff cup

Lesbians cupping their lovers cunts while they use spirit fingers for pleasuring.

The two lesbians muff cupped each other whilst making sweet sweet love.

by Iioveupookey266261 May 21, 2014

muff-capping

Like cock-blocking but for girls.

"Did she get to go out with that guy"
"No her friend's an expert at muff-capping"

by crispyrolls93 December 3, 2014

Muff Potter

The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.

My Muff Potter is like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.

by kayraw April 6, 2015

muff tummy

A super 70's bush that spreads from the tummy to the tush.

Dude, check out that girls happy trail!

That's not a happy trial. That's a muff tummy. You can tell because it grows all the way to her butt.

by BOLT_GANG December 18, 2015

muff cuffed

When a person is utterly and completely controlled by a female partner: see pussy whipped

When James changed religions after dating his newest girlfriend, I could only be led to assume that James is muff cuffed

by @TheReptile September 23, 2016