mtj

Spanish online acronym for "muy terrible joto," which in English means "very terrible faggot." An extreme insult to any online user, especially to the latin population. May either be highly useful or worthless against non-Latin Americans who will have no clue what you're saying.

On forums...
FireCrotch: "Teams can only have three major league keepers for Season 6."

On xat...
Kiss-Kiss (on xat): That guy with the crotch on fire is one mtj.

Gucci: He's a what?

Kiss-Kiss: Oh, nothing...

by SPHBFOREVER December 26, 2011

MTILF

"Math Teacher I would Like to Fuck"

Guy 1: Dude have you seen Ms. Romnoy?
Guy 2: Yeah, she's definitely a MTILF!
Guy 1: Totally man

by Kronomas June 29, 2013

M.T.M.M.P.

M.T.M.M.P.
An acronym for Mom That Makes Me Puke

She's not a M.I.L.F. she's the exact opposite she's a M.T.M.M.P.

by ookshan January 17, 2011

mtf

More to follow.

This terminology is often used especially within the military (I.E. if someone gives out a list or set of instructions that are subject to change at any time, they end it with "more to follow").

Tonight, I'm going to hit the hash pipe, borrow my friend's car; then we'll see where the night takes us from there. Mtf..

by acesfilter February 9, 2009

MTLLEGION

See wordCONRAD/word

by NecroVMX June 28, 2003

mtss

midnight tokers sneakout squad

when stoners sneak out be get high

Matt: dude mtss tonite?
Nick: sure

by bdickinson October 30, 2009

MTV

A channel on tv originally called MTV to stand for Music Television. They used to play music vidoes and be bad ass. But today they are MTV and it stands for Maternity Teen Televison. They only play shows about knocked up teenagers, drunk partiers, or teenagers with kids. No more music.. If only it was still the 90's

I watched 16 and Pregnant then Teen Mom then the Jersey Shore with a pregnant Snooki on MTV the other day.

by Truther Teller November 20, 2012