Missouri Mountain Hammer

A redneck built like a lumber jack, who has a penis so big, he can break boulders with the slap of his giant cock.

“Did you hear what Greg did?

I heard he roughed up Angie pretty good.

That’s what a Missouri Mountain Hammer will do to a pretty little thing.”

by Dudeman the Dingleberry God February 20, 2023

broke dick mountain

When someone's dick is unfuckable, as in bent or diseased. Particularly when surrounded by similar dicks.

Men sending me dick pics and it's broke dick mountain. I don't want to see that! I'm not your urologist!

by Piratical December 18, 2016

Mountain Man Breakfast

When you wake up in the mountains and swallow cum first thing in the morning.

These pancakes look dank but I really need a Mountain Man Breakfast right now.

by JohnCaleLovesYou October 16, 2021

Mountain Dew Prince

The prince of the Mountain Dew addicts :D

"Hey dude I went to the Mountain Dew Prince's palace yesterday"
"Really? how was it?"
"AWESOME!!"

by Ms.Chiznet June 16, 2009

Mountain Wolf Plays

The best yter on earth. If you disagree then go burn in a hole.

Person A: Mountain Wolf Plays is the best yter

Person B: Incorrect

Person A: die

Person C: die

Person D: die

Person B: sorry I meant correct

by Awsome Power March 3, 2021

Green mountain fudgesicle

When you take a shit and freeze it dunk it in maple syrup and fuck her right in the pussy.

Jeff took a shit in the snow bank came down to the sugar house needing some maple said Brenda wanted a green mountain fudgesicle.

by Gmp8927 September 19, 2023

rocky mountain dingo

a dog breed that is a mix of all of the different breeds on the rocky mountains.

my dog phoebe is a rocky mountain dingo, not a lab

by push/mc November 29, 2009