america's next top model

A reality TV show where women compete for a career in the modeling industry.

Hosted by Tyra Banks, America's next top model premiered in May of 2003.

And we are all very sorry... because the premiere of this show is proof that having absolutely no real skill can get you to the "top".

Hence "america's next top model".

But your only at the top until the next season starts a few months later.

america's next top model characters:

Benny Ninja: Give me a calender style pose!!!

Talentless model: *thinks for a second*

*Makes a pose she thought up of in that instance*

Benny Ninja: FANTASTIC! YOU REALLY SHOWED ME YOUR BONE STRUCTURE THERE, AND THE WAY YOU LET THE LIGHT HIT YOU WAS PRETTY MUCH AMAZING.

Talentless model: Uhh... yeah thats what I meant to do.

Thank you!

Benny Ninja: Now let's try Catalogue!

by r0nn April 26, 2008

kaba modern

obviously the best dance crew on America's Best Dance Crew

dude: Kaba Modern burned up the dance floor last night

by MichaelBro March 4, 2008

mental model

When a woman wears clothes that are made for sexy women when she isn't at all sexy.

person 1:
dude, why is that chick wearing that North face jacket? she's so ugly!

person 2:
because she's a mental model

by Jonny A "Jersey Fresh" March 3, 2008

depeche mode

french for "Fast Fashion".

Depeche mode means fast fashion in french.

by Yanni Senior February 2, 2005

Pilot Mode

When software is installed or developed directly into a production system without clearly defined requirements or any form of testing.
This software usually remains dormant or is lightly used until such point as the warranty period expires and full usage begins whereby all the defects and failings become apparent.

P=Project
I=Is
L=Likely to
O=Omit
T=Testing

PM. "We are under pressure to deliver this on time therefore we will launch it in Pilot Mode."
<30 days later>
TL. "It's in production now and people are unhappy as it doesn't work."
PM. "It's not my problem as the warranty period has expired."
TL. "We can't even begin to fix it as there is no Dev or Test environments which contain this software, nor is there any documentation!"
PM. <see previous PM response>

by leftintheshit August 14, 2009

Dragon Mode

An astronomical level of inebriation in which the subject commits a virtually unstoppable series of social atrocities. Biting, tackling, screaming (read: singing), breaking, and sitting upon are commonly employed by individuals in Dragon Mode. Not attainable by average alcoholics as this level of inebriation often results in blackouts.

When my roommate got home and began playing the guitar and singing(?) at the top of his lungs at 3am I knew he was drunk. When he burst through my door, jumped on my bed and tried to bite my nipple off, I realized he was in Dragon Mode.

by WoodHoot November 2, 2010

Self-Employed Model

Prostitute, Hooker, Whore

Q: How can that incredibly hot chick be interested in him?
A: She's a self-employed model

by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005