Mike Tysoned

Getting so incredibly shitfaced to the point where you’re passed out on the floor, seemingly unconscious.. Sort of like if you were struck in the head by a nasty right hook from Mike Tyson.

Damn bro look at Steve.. he’s Mike Tysoned right now

by Supreme Krabby April 20, 2020

mike weitzel

a hot brazilian guy who happens to be extremely stupid, but remarkably charming.
A Weitzel is a player and a man ho, but girls are still head over heels for him

"damn, did you see mike weitzel today?"
"fuck yeah he was lookin' fineee"
"why yes. his geougeous tan skin makes me hott"
"yeah i wanna fuck him"

by JTjonas January 18, 2009

Mike Tealed

A video shared on WhatsApp that looks innocent and starts innocent but then the sound of fucking descends loudly. Guaranteed to only happen in public or in front of someone else’s children.

Ffs, I’ve been Mike Tealed again

by Gramatron March 21, 2022

Mike Perry

A UFC fighter with a big mouth and big power. Perry also has a midget penis.

Mike Perry is fighting Santiago Ponzinibbio next month on November 17. Expect fireworks in this fight as neither fighter backs down and both have explosive KO power.Both fighters are coming off knock out victories. Perry fights out of Florida and fights for American Top Team. Ponzinibbio fights out of Los Angeles and fights for Lambert lay em out Fight Club.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 25, 2017

Mike Mulderrig

Mike Mulderrig a talented youtuber personality, known for his passion for dogs, marketing and fitness. He's so handsome that turns straight men into gays. He was part of a reality show cast, but we don't need to name it. Let's say it's a show based on...hmmm can't remember much...is that a reality show? Moving on, Mike has a great personality and definitely appreciated by many people.

"Have you seen Mike Mulderrig's muscles?" "Yes, I have and he's a fucking jock"

by MikeMGTV fan March 24, 2021

Magic Miked

When someone presses their bare ass against the first person who passes out at a party. Similar to "tea bagging" but with an ass.

"Dude, Anthony passed out early last night so Carlos dropped trow and Magic Miked him."

by Scootious March 13, 2016

Sketchy Mike

A person under the influence of a bean. He or she may appear unable to relax.

Sketchy Mikes may ask questions like:

“Do you like mayonnaise?”
“What is the capital of Wyoming?”

Sketchy Mikes can be found asleep on a floor.
Sketchy Mikes are not dangerous.

by SketchyMike November 2, 2017