Metala 

Metala("Метала" in Bulgarian) is a fictional character in the Bulgarian folklore. He is famous of being extremely smelly and poisonous. He can kill a person just by taking off his shirt. Metala is famous for the Chernobyl distaster. Metala was the first person to determine the existence of the Black hole. He is also noted for the discovery of the Square model of the Earth.

You smell like Metala.

Metala by kilzaki October 24, 2011

Mentaphysical Astral Telepathy 

1)A disease of incorrectly abused and unnatural incompatible frequencies and vibrations made by the human body at atmospheric or brain to brain myopalmus and morse communicative, it is the un-supposed connoisseur's masturbative intercourse participation from distance

Mentaphysical Astral Telepathy is warning :(Possibly Harmful to your health)

Mentaphysical Astral Telepathy by Lane Diamond January 8, 2017

Ice Metal 

A sub-subcategory given by Sonata Arctica fans who think the band is too cool to be called a power metal group.

"Sonata Arctica is not ice metal. The genre is already cool enough without its own subcategories."

-101 Rules of Power Metal (Paraphrased)

Ice Metal by MidNightStasiS January 24, 2011

moving metal

Automotive sales.

I've been moving metal for the past 13 years and I'm now I'm the manager of sales at our local dealership.

moving metal by john2 August 26, 2013

real metalhead 

A person who knows they listen to real metal, but won't brag or rub it in people's faces. A real metalhead knows alot of bands, listens to either old or new ones, regardless if they're mainstream or underground. A real metalhead doesn't judge others by their appearance or bands they listen to. The way you dress doesn't make you a metalhead.

Dam. That guy is a real metalhead. He knows alot of bands and goes to shows and has a good time. He doesn't care what others think about his appearance.

real metalhead by Skeletonwitch666 January 5, 2016

brutal slamming death metal 

A subgenre of death metal where "slam" riffs and brutality are heavily emphasized. Usually just called slam for short. Slam riffs are characterized by their slow to mid-tempo, low notes, and groove. NOT to be confused with a deathcore/metalcore breakdown.

Chambered Nautilus: "I fucking love brutal slamming death metal."
Giant Isopod: "Same here dude. Have you heard that one sick slam in Devourment's Heaving Acid?"
Emo Jellyfish: "OMG! My favorite slam band is Avenged Sevenfold!"
Chambered Nautilus: *shoots chain lightning at him*

brutal slamming death metal by LegendaryFatRat January 9, 2018

death metal

Actually, Death Metal isn't simply about satan/death/killing ect. Grindcore/death metal masters NAPALM DEATH have had a long history of political statments in thier music. The afformentioned Satan enlightens and brings forth religious ideas and concepts. In reality, Death Metal can be inteligent. However, bands like Obituary and Cannibal Corpse stay true to the no-brains-kill-em-all style, (good fun) but try not to tar all music of one genre with the same brush.

I so wish your thinking power wasn't fueled by ignorance.

death metal by Misery_Emperor. October 15, 2003