New Jersey Kingfish

A used condom found floating in the toilet.

I found a New Jersey Kingfish floating in the toilet at my girlfriends house.

by Whoopdedo January 8, 2007

jeraldi

a snaky ass bitch who cheats on bro's and then goes and finds a sugar daddy to please her sorry ass.
all jeraldi's are hoe's and snaked,if you ever meet one call her a bitch on sight.

bro#1"Hey man you hear about Anthony and Jeraldi?"
bro#2'yea man i heard that hoe left him for an alumni,fucking bitch."
bro#1"yea man she's a real bitch."

by BigDIxkBOi September 18, 2018

Cock Jerkers

Noun, The hands of a gay man or a woman the gives many hand jobs.

Andrew said keep your cock jerkers away from me, you tramp!

by Walter Johnson February 21, 2008

Sailor Jerry'd

(Verb) To drink too much and become blind drunk. To the point where one forgets what he is doing. Also sometimes needing to be carried out or assisted my friends.

"Hey, Adam and DJ totally got Sailor Jerry'd last night"....."Yeah, man I saw that..Adam barfed all over and DJ got thrown out of the club"

by Adam M W. April 11, 2008

Ron Jeremy

A Guy that can suck his own dick. Ron Jeremy did it in a hammock in an old porn video!

Hadi hurt his back trying to pull off a Ron Jeremy.

by Paul in Dubai March 28, 2009

jeremy kyle

A talk show host from 'The Jeremy Kyle Show' on ITV.

Basically he is a little weasel of a man who sees every situation on his show as either black or white (life is not that simple), he loves to shout and scream at his guests and has a awful habbit of labelling someone after knowing them for only two minutes, he will take his first impression of a guest then go on a hot-headed rant and ridicule him/her, followed by pathetic howling and cheering from the sheep in the audience. He seems to feel big and mighty having a audience and security guards behind him.

The whole show is horrible to watch as it just about laughing at people who's lives are in the gutter. I don't defend the usual type of guest on his show, but i think the looking down and embarresment of people in front of the whole nation is a sick thing to be considered entertainment.

JEREMY KYLE: Hi welcome back, our next guest brian has just made his way onto the stage. Hello Brian welcome to the show, so you have a child, and you like to go out drinking.
BRIAN: Yeah just on the weekend sometimes.
JEREMY KYLE: -YOU SHOULD GIVE UP THE DRINK IT'S PATHETIC YOU HAVE A CHILD!!!

(audince starts howling)

by mickyash2008 March 22, 2008

Jerome

He is the most amazing guy in the world! The ONLY amazing guy in the world! No other guy can compare to him! He is beyond your wildest dreams. He is incredibly gorgeous with a lightening smile and strong arms to carry you through life (like on auto cruise). He is sexy, sweet and a passionate kisser, very passionate. He is desired so many girls because he's incredible. he's the best bestfriend and perfect boyfriend. I love him and really i think i love him more than love it self (is that possible? Most definitely because it Jerome). He is my true love. He's a guy who is lovable, trustworthy and someone who you know will always love you and who you can love through the fabulous, freaky, low, high, awesome, incredible times. He's a guy who will be there 24/7 always there. Light hearted who can make you smile every moment of the day. He's someone to love and treat with passion and respect. He's a once in a life time guy. If you find your Jerome treasure him.

girl 1: is that your Jerome?
girl 2: oh honey, he is and my gosh! he is amazing!
girl 1: you are a lucky thing you better take good care of him! he's TREASUREFUL!

by bottleofbubbly119 July 4, 2010