This is the moment after masturbating, you go outside to smoke a cigarette or something else without washing your hands and someone usually a friend approaches you wanting to give you a hand shake. The sticky moment is the dilemma between shaking his hand or choosing not too. A sticky moment can lead to the sticky shake.
Friend1: What's up homey? (attempts to shake hands)
Friend2: Nah dog, you almost ended up on the wrong end of a sticky moment.
Friend1: Wash your hands you bastard!
Friend2: Nah dog, you almost ended up on the wrong end of a sticky moment.
Friend1: Wash your hands you bastard!
by Chico Blacklung December 15, 2010
Get the Sticky Momentmug. An adjective used to describe a person on social media or in real life who makes a fool of themselves while not realizing their mistakes until it’s too late. A person who tries to justify a claim even if it’s wrong. Particularly aims toward people named with the first name Justin.
“ Idiot boy, that’s not how you describe a heart attack. This is truly the pinnacle of a Justincompetent Moment.”
by Crystal_Abyss_ January 23, 2021
Get the Justincompetent Momentmug. This phrase is to be used in response to the scenario in which someone is incorrect/mis-informed on a certain subject but continues to refuse to acknowledge their mistake afterwards even when called out or undeniably disproven.
by SpaceOutlaw July 13, 2022
Get the Michael Momentmug. A Harley moment is where someone preforms an act of which praises something relating to gender politics that clearly nobody cares about.
Guy One: “Hey dude did you see the new super bowl ad? They’re representing the lgbt in a cool way this time!”
Guy Two: “That’s a Harley moment.”
Guy One: “what?”
Guy Two: “Harley Moment.”
Guy Two: “That’s a Harley moment.”
Guy One: “what?”
Guy Two: “Harley Moment.”
by SomeDudeWhoHasALizard June 17, 2021
Get the Harley Momentmug. when meeting someone for the first time and having a feeling there is at least a 4/5 chance you will start dating.
by foodboy96 August 23, 2018
Get the boyhood momentmug. Misato moment is when a female character (usually older) makes romantic/sexual advances on a younger male character. Named after Katsuragi Misato after her.... questionable behavior with shinji as when she gets custody of him she assures that "she won't try anything"(kind of a strange thing to say when you get custody of a minor) and that in end of evangelion she kisses him and tells him "That was a grown up kiss, we'll do the rest once you get back" ALSO ALSO in the documents of episode 23 of neon genesis evangelion she straight up offers him sex after he loses someone close to him (found that on tvtropes)
Person A: Have you heard of Chainsaw Man? there's this girl who tries to fuck the main protagonist! she's an adult woman and he's 16!
Person B: Misato moment
Person A: what the fuck are you talking about stop speaking in urban dictionary buzzwords you goddamn philistine
Person B: Misato moment
Person A: what the fuck are you talking about stop speaking in urban dictionary buzzwords you goddamn philistine
by Epicfortnites3xormod69420 September 5, 2022
Get the misato momentmug. Me - yo max that's not acceptable,
Max - Whats not bro,
Me - going behind my back and shagging my EX,
Max - Oh,
Me - what a max moment.
Max - Whats not bro,
Me - going behind my back and shagging my EX,
Max - Oh,
Me - what a max moment.
by BIGMANMADMAXMOMENT March 28, 2022
Get the Max Momentmug.