jump hump

The process used by short people to engage in sex with normal sized individuals.

Rick was having trouble consummating his marriage with his wife so Kenny told him to give it his best jump hump.

by Farrah Fawcett Hair August 12, 2014

humpback whale

When two people are farting back and forth, where it almost sounds like two humpback whale’s singing to each other.

Hey Bro, Jason and I went to a chili cook off yesterday and we were humpback whale’n all the way back home.

by indysolo August 14, 2014

humpdar

The continually faster beeping sound made by someone as they get closer to the person or thing they are going to hump (not the sexual way, just the pelvic thrust you would do to a sibling)

Lindsay's humpdar was far more acute than her sister's.

Lindsay's humpdar could be heard from across the street as she saw her sister walk into their home.

by lindsay matthews December 24, 2007

pantie humper

to jackoff with friend's daughter's panties til you cum

I am a pantie humper while alone at my friend's house

by K D C pantie humper June 16, 2009

llama humper

A person who likes humping very hairy people/creatures.

Did you see her on pay per view with Big Foot? She's such a llama humper.

by Valkyrie February 29, 2004

humpity-hump

Used to define an unknown quantity.

John: How much did that cost?
Rob: Oh, I dunno. Thirty-four dollars and humpity-hump cents.

by bumbleclot June 5, 2009

Jank Dry Hump

To dry hump during prom and almost orgasm

Jank dry humps kay at prom and blows his load

by dmiller69 July 16, 2010