Gateway hooker

A person whom you pay to be friends with you.

After Greg's girlfriend left him, his lonliness caused the poor chap to start hiring gateway hookers

by Saynowaytoco-kay August 20, 2013

Fancy Hooker

One who approaches someone with complete and utter respect. Who dresses in the fanciest of clothing. she would preform fellatio and just about anything else at a expensive price. the bitch aint cheap! she only have sexy time on 3000 thread count sheets and you have to pay 80 bucks extra for her to swallow.

Sentence: "Man that fancy hooker took a lot out of me last night, i lost $1000."

by Renigade 4 Lyf3 November 6, 2013

rondo hook up

Making out with a girl but only getting to 1st base. You are rounding the bases towards 2nd and you get denied.

So how did your date go?
It was decent.
Did you hook up?
Rondo hook up only.
Oh, you suck.

by The Inch May 6, 2014

dinner hooker

Dinner Hooker: a woman who will act interested in sex but just wants to be taken out to dinner then bye-bye.

I met this great looking MILF who was really coming on to me. I took her out to dinner then she told me she was involved with some other guy. She is just another dinner hooker. Bummer!

by Rooster34135 April 15, 2014

Hylian hooker

a woman that offers her services in the magical world of hyrule

Link:"Hey zelda how much for your royal presence?"
Zelda:"Whaaaaa? leave me, I ain't no hylian hooker"

by Creamytart12 November 5, 2014

Left Hook Lepis

A metaphorical term describing the cheap verbal shots a Lepis takes on his victims.

Left Hook Lepis making fun of Josh Joggers.

by JoshJoggers January 13, 2015

Tree Hooker

A prostitute who can usually be found working in small forest or clearings. They are noticeable by bits of dirt and possibly leafs or sticks adhered to their back and may be accompanied by a sweaty john, generally shirtless, always with dirty knees. Their primal nature manifests in meth raged fits, or heroin induced sloth like states. May be prone to screaming, falling asleep in odd places, and presenting with oozing sores.

Had to ban another tree hooker from the store tonight, she tried to pay with dirty panties and threatened to shoot everyone when we wouldn't take soiled drawers as currency.

by The Future Resident May 25, 2016