hard pussy

same thing as the mac and cheese smells and sounds like;)

mom can you make me a hard pussy please? oh *cough* i mean mac and cheese

by wussy puss April 18, 2018

hard shell

If you have a high bone density, then you have a hard shell- meaning a skeleton that is tough to break or fracture.

Larry fell out of tree and broke no bones, he must have a hard shell!”

by Urbandefinitionsaremypassion December 11, 2017

hard tooter

A big ass.

aye, that chick has a hard tooter.

by Idito January 22, 2018

Hard Jewelry

Jewelry that is so hard... that it might be harder than my throbbing when I see your mother. The pussy is attracted to you when the Hard Jewelry is equipped.

Jesus Christ bro how do you have so many bitches????
I wear hard jewelry 😎

by Spingorgniggas December 7, 2021

Hardware Hard-on

Arousal as a result of placing your warm laptop on your lap.

"Tim, how did this happen? You're studying for your organic chemistry final. You shouldn't be aroused."
"I went to the couch to study. Now I have a hardware hard-on."

by kazbah May 8, 2013

off the hard

anything that you find good

Oh shit, that new lexus is off the hard!

by chillagen June 10, 2005

hard piper

Among weightlifters, one whose strength is admirable.

He did that clean and jerk so fast and smooth. He's one hard piper.

by Budzilla August 24, 2006