Hipster.

unicorns and triangle tattoos smoking cheap cigarettes and drinking alcohol while eating marijuana brownies on there magic carpet- they love their vintage slippers and jam jars.. people with kooky names like leanna& andrew

wow steve look at those uber cool Hipster. across the street, lets bow down

by LEANNA JADE PLATTS June 22, 2011

Dirty Hamster

A female, who is unclean and dirty, and sleeps with multiple patners.

I don't want to live with her because she is a dirty Hamster.

by Summa916 April 6, 2011

Hipster

People from the age of 15 to 30 who belive they are cooler than everyone else. Dismisses things that have become a bit mainstream like The Killers or The Shins not because they think there bad, but because other people like them.

Now a days there are two types of hipsters.

1. Emoish kids who allways wear black and bright, neon coloured clothes that they have both and then cut up them selfs.Have funny haircuts in either
really whitish blond,black or neon colours or all three. Often listens to heavy metal, so called emo music or japanese rock. They also used to listen to Tokio Hotel.

2. Buys most clothes at thift stores and dresse in skinny jeans, t-shirts or tight plad shirts. If you talk about a band to them they will either know about it or pretend to know about it. Arrogant over other people.

Note: If you wear Bob Dylan t-shirt and skinny jeans and think tahat most of the post about hipster resebels you but you still like The Shins you are not a hipster, just a person.

Examle:

1.Non-hipster: The Killers are great.

Hipster: No, everybody likes them, they are so unoriginal.

by Lalaland92 June 25, 2008

Hipster

Emo Hippie DOUCHEBAGS! They try to give the illusion that they don't care about anything, but in fact care way too much. They are not hard to spot as they all wear the same thing, but will tell you that they are individuals and have a style of their own. They look down on anyone who shows any interest in what they see as mainstream.

That guy at the party who is wearing the same crocodile logo shirt you wore when you were 5, he's a hipster.

by H.A.S. June 18, 2009

hipster

In ther 50's a person who had a propension to be kicked out from bars because of his alcoholic problems, outcast attitude and hate toward mainstream culture and cultural icons in general.

Person 1: Why do you write?
Hipster:Why do you shit?

by Daniel311 July 12, 2005

hamster dick

a very small penis, about the size of a hamster

ryan knuth has a hamster dick

by brendan February 7, 2005

HIPSTER

Anyone who thinks hipsters are from a young age group essentially consider themselves a brand of "hipster" but are in fact merely blissfully, painfully unaware of anything outside of their little uninformed, age-ist universe.

Vintage hipsters (yes, over 35 years old!) still enrage the status quo and run around in black pants like they are cooler than anything going. Don't worry, kids!, all of your complaining and dislike of all these little sub groups that mean next to or absolutely nothing will continue to plague you for the rest of your life, lucky you!

Think we can get into the Maryann Faithfull concert at St Ann's, or will it be sold out to HIPSTERS?

by jescoelvis October 24, 2006