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bar-hands

hands that have become swollen in the knuckle area due to heavey drinking and smoking, may have acrylic nails, tend to be manly.
"I noticed her bar-hands while she was showing me a diamond ring, must spend a lot time in seedy places."
by DBrowning May 23, 2007
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gollands hands

Sharon was wetter than Gollands hands.
by BASE Frankie November 19, 2018
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The Amputated Hand

The act of "rubbing one out" without the use of hands. This can be done various different ways. The most popular way is grinding against one's own pants.
Ricky was busy playing guitar, so he used The Amputated Hand trick.
by Asher Levi September 16, 2010
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hand axe

A prehistoric tool that is the equivalent of an axe head yet was held in the hand. Made of stone, it was chipped around the edges to make it sharp. Most cavemen fossils are accompanied by these.
It wouldn't surprise me if stone age jungle dwellers still use a hand axe.
by happyatcommonsense February 22, 2015
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best hands

Me and Mike are best hands.

kinda like best friends but a hiccup in sentence structure.
by joeschmo14023 June 14, 2009
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hand baking

Warming your hands in your's or another person's pants.
Tina began hand baking her hands against Todd's warm balls on a cold fall night.
by Floppybananas June 2, 2018
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Town hands

When you've been out and about all day and you haven't washed your hands
"Ew don't touch my food, you've got town hands"
by @Ivøriesofficial June 13, 2018
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