Horrible Hamburger

Get a hamburger cum on it shit on it and spit on it then eat it

Gabe had to eat the Horrible Hamburger last night

by Jimmafee November 11, 2022

knuckle hamburger

A variation of a hand job. The fist is applied to the penis, flattening it against the body.

This action mimics the flattening of ground beef into a hamburger patty, thus the name.

Dude 1: I heard she gives a wild knuckle hamburger.

Dude 2: Yeah bro my dick was as flat as a Steak n Shake burger!

by Herschel Goldsteinberg April 23, 2023

dalton hamburger

when you eat a giant disk of molten steel and fucking die

"what happened to luke?"

"he ate the dalton hamburger and fucking died"

by osiris3330 September 3, 2023

Karl Hamburger

The act of defecating on your partners chest, and then using your buttocks to smash the stool into the shape of a hamburger patty.

Andy enjoyed the feeling of a fresh Karl Hamburger before bed.

by Dallydooley January 7, 2024

Ethan Hamby

Ethan Hamby is the leader of the Boerne Bam Boys (BBB) he wants to be a deer cowboy really bad but he is always on vacation.

Ethan Hamby doesn’t actually work he just says he does, must be nice

by BBB ANONYMOUS March 7, 2024

Dirty hambrick

When a man above 6’ attempts to find a woman (preferably ones called jade or selene) and attempt to enter their rectum via reverse vacuum-seal

“Oh max, careful! My butt is swelling”

“Shut up ho, *slaps butthole teasingly and enters with a dirty hambrick”

by CaelsGay March 8, 2024

James Hamby

the best boyfriend in the world extremely fine really funny and so caring hes the perfect guy he makes you so happy unlike any guy youve ever been with.

“Whos that guy kissing that girls hand?”
“Oh thats James Hamby!”
“I want a James Hamby”

by Rihanna1687 May 21, 2024