Gooch Machine

A girl that receives so many gooches that she can make a factory full of them.

She a Gooch Machine

by The Banter Lad January 7, 2017

Gooch Waterfall

When your balls are so sweaty it begins to drip from the Gooch

I have a Gooch waterfall going

by The Banter Lad January 14, 2017

gooch-tingle

The sensorineural impulse experienced after engaging in an arousing; victorious; erotic-disenfranchising; supisciously homoerotic and generally actived at imoportune occasions, rarely know to initiate spontaneous defamation and the ensuing social embarrassment.

Damn Samantha, if I had known I was going to have a gooch-tingle and crap my pants, I would have brought another pair of khakis, Fuck your employee appreciation luncheon.

by DrJUrWay February 1, 2017

Gooch Flap

When a man, typically an older man, has quite a saggy scrotum such that when they lay on their back and remove any under panties the scrotum will block the gooch area, thus creating a gooch flap.

Doctor: Time for your prostate exam. Oh my where is your anus?!?! Just kidding I found it, it was hiding right behind your gooch flap!!

by CarlR69 March 18, 2017

gerchardas

Sexy ass person. Hottest on the plant. He is the best shifter and good with his tongue. He is a legend in bed and is romantic. If hes your friend, you're lucky.

Omg he's such a gerchardas

by Jj1111 April 9, 2017

gocher

A woman with a face shaped like a ball sack. Her neck is long, therefore she looks like a gouch (skin between anus and scrotum). She has the voice of a 10 year old boy going through puberty. She smells like olive oil with webbed toes and jondice. Her dick is longer than her shitzu's and she enjoys funneling peanut shells into her ass.

Look at that gocher. Her dick is shaped like a fish. I smell sandpaper and whiskey.

by Dogdick69 April 20, 2017

Gooched

To fuck something up or otherwise fail at an basic task. A term used typically by Canadians.

You: "Aw man, I always burn my fries when I make them!"
Your friend: "Lol, you fucking gooched it"

by atarirob2 June 12, 2017