hit the willie on the foreskin

A term similar to "you've hit the nail right on the head there", only used when discussing sexual relations in a joking manner, or joking about sex. This term is normally used and abused by underage children who find sex something to joke and laugh about. Hence the term "...hit the willie on the foreskin" would not be used in a press conference.

Fiona: It's my buisness what me and John did last night, so don't ask, ok?
John: Ooh, you got naughty didn't you? You gave him a bj?
Fiona: Alright, I'm completely ignoring you now.
John: Yeah well, from your body language and the way you're acting now, I can tell you got to third base.
Fiona: *hmph*
Mike: Ah, man you don't need to be no genius to work that out, but you're pretty clever. God, them two are a dirty bunch aren't they?
John: Yeah, if she just lied and said no then we'd not have worked this out. Girls can be pretty good actors.
Mike: Thing is, she's such a devout Christian, she won't lie or steal or swear or anything.
John: Ah, mate. You hit the willie on the foreskin.
Mike: That's me.
John: Wait a sec... if she's such a devout Christian...
Mike: That would mean she wouldn't have done anything sexual like that until after marriage, she's not even 16!
John: Could we have got it wrong.
Mike: The willie is lucky tonight, I think this is another miss. :(

by ShmoofingFabsee March 31, 2008

Forensics

A high school "speech and debate" club characterized by its unusually high ratio of ultra-preppy douchebags. People in forensics, often referred to as forensicators, base their very existence on researching obscure topics in order to appear somewhat intelligence during a debate tournament. Such individuals thrive on a culture of elitism that habitually looks down on others who do not share their passion for caffeine addiction and one-ups-manship. A complete and utter ineptitude in the areas of Science, Technology, Engineering, and mathematics plague forensicators, who often enter a field such a politics where they can make a career out of spouting bullshit and looking down on other people.

God, that Andrew kid never shuts up about his trophies or obviously flaws existential ideas. That tool must be in forensics.

by TheGreatDebater April 24, 2014

Forest Guy

Forest Guy is the most feared person in the world, it is said that he was born over a million years ago in a forest by an elephant who was raped by a T-Rex.

For millions of years Forest Guy survived by stealing and feeding on toddler flesh, which is succulent and tasty.

Currently Forest Guy resides in Georgia, hunting and killing all who crosses his path.

Also known as "Tyis Kaci".

Viktor is still gay... Forest Guy raped him.

by Gay Viktor December 10, 2011

ForestBot

A lousy bot that sits on a minecraft server called SimplyVanilla.net and does nothing useful

"Forestbot is a fat fuck"
"man, I love forestbot so much!"
"forestbot is the best !"
"Get this stupid bot out of here"
"dumb bot"
"Forestbot on top"

by Forestbot April 24, 2021

A Forest

Come closer and see
See into the trees
Find the girl
While you can
Come closer and see
See into the dark
Just follow your eyes
Just follow your eyes

I hear her voice
Calling my name
The sound is deep
In the dark
I hear her voice
And start to run
Into the trees
Into the trees

Into the trees

Suddenly I stop
But I know it's too late
I'm lost in a forest
All alone
The girl was never there
It's always the same
I'm running towards nothing
Again and again and again

A forest

by Death Menace February 7, 2023

forestall

In commerce industry, main company try to rule the whole market by monopoly.The big companies stymie other small and venture group company's product going out in the mall or market.

Companies have been forestalled by the length of time the Microsoft Windows software take the whole IT market during 1990's.

by purinsy October 18, 2008

German Black Forest

The act of defecating in a woman's vagina, usually done with solid, firmer stool as to provide ample pressure to assure penetration.

This bitch was so nasty, not only did she want a hot lunch last night, but she wanted a German Black Forest too, so I gave her one. Luckily, I drank milk all week and was constipated before hand.

by LL Cool Ryan November 21, 2006