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faggot captain

The cheif or second in command of all faggots or gays in ones own domain or sphere of influence. Usually quite skilled at ass fucking and cock sucking. May also have the voice of a little girly boy.
Percy Jetter was a dainty little faggot captain who enjoyed ruling over his queer peers.
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faggot and a half

A way to describe a person who is very irritable or annoying, and saying gay just isn't enough.
"MAN! He's such a faggot and a half!!"
by alkfjalskfjALKsfj March 31, 2009
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faggatron

Some say super gay, and some say...who knows. Faggatron can be any kind of insult...does it have to be an insult? NOOOO. May usually be said when someone is being annoying as fuck.
Gaylord: Do you think people like me?
Gaylord: You wanna hang out or feel sorry for me?
Gaylord: Are you ready to make sweet love?
You: Shut the fuck up, faggatron.
by antoisauce October 20, 2010
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Computer Faggot

Definition:

A 'Computer Faggot', also known as a 'Computer Loser', or a 'Computer Douche' could be referred as one of the following.

1.) One who consistently acts/thinks they are tech savvy, when it is clearly evident they are not.

2.) One who spends most of their time on the computer, yet are computer illiterate.

3.) One who plays computer games all day long, all while disregarding Life, Girls, the Sun, and Human Contact.
Examples:

1.) Computer Faggot: Note that from now on Crunch-Bang Linux wont be based off Ubuntu anymore, but now they're switching their sources to Debian Linux. So now its a Debian based distro, and not a Ubuntu based distro.

Hacker/Geek: Ubuntu is Debian based you 'Computer Faggot'. O.o

2.) Computer Faggot2: How do you make the window big again?

Hacker/Geek: >_> figure it out yourself you stupid 'Computer Faggot'.

3.) Hacker/Geek: hey, dude, what are you doing?

Computer Faggot3: Nothing just playing WoW.

Hacker/Geek: How long have you been playing?

Computer Faggot3: Since 7 am.

Hacker/Geek: its 2 am, you 'Computer Faggot'.
by W4rr10rAnon138 June 10, 2011
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tall-skinny-faggot

Someone who seriously needs to be donkey-punched.
Tell that tall-skinny-faggot he's mine.
by dcfly March 21, 2003
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faggot

(n., also "fag") A dog that is perenially on all fours with meat in its mouth.
by Etymoligizer October 21, 2007
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Faggotbench

A bench built by and used by piles of sticks, as monuments to the Great Faggot War.
Gary was being a dickknuckle, so we sent him to sit on the Faggotbench, to remind him what those sticks did for him in the Faggot War...
by Kyoukan October 14, 2011
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