Colon Facial

The term for when a grown man excessively kowtows to a superior grown man.

It looks like he is in the bosses office again for his daily colon facial.

by Chunky Party Pants November 12, 2010

Chicken-Faced

Sh!t-faced. Blacked-out drunk to the point where your face resembles that of a chicken.

Friend 1: "Dude, you were pretty chicken-faced last night.

Friend 2: "Yeah man, I can't remember a thing and I have no idea how I even got home."

by Chicken Faced Hero November 13, 2010

Bunker Faced

1. The act of getting punched in the face whilst in the air.

2. A punch to the face given to the receiver while the culprit holds him menacingly in the air.

Oh man, that kid totally just got bunker faced after trying to do a jump punch!

by ReachForTheBiscuit May 17, 2011

stoop faced

To be extremely drunk or intoxicated, to the point of having to leave a party/club to sit on a nearby stoop to recover.

Damn, that guy sitting on that stoop is definitely stoop faced.

by jibroni July 21, 2011

Seafood Facial

when a girl squirts in your face

I went to check the cat for freshness and recieved a seafood facial.

by snatch_master December 28, 2011

Digital Facial

noun
1. The act of blowing your load on a digital or computerized image of a person or living thing.

1. I haven't had sex for 6 months now, it's gotten so bad that I had to go on the computer and give a digital facial.

2. Jenna Jameson? Ha! Back in the day I gave her so many digital facials.

by pryztyx July 17, 2012

Tuna Faced

When someone is annoyed, irritated, booty tickled, mad, aggravated, or frustrated

Erin: "Hey! you drank the rest of the juice"
Jerrina: "Don't be tuna faced breh"

Jerrina: "How do I print in this bitch?"
Erin: "Got you tuna faced breh"

by Marylyn Dang April 26, 2012