(Trollus familiarus)
A friend or family member who posts immediately on your status updates with the (perhaps subconscious) desire to make you look like an idiot. They may well think they are doing you a favor.
A friend or family member who posts immediately on your status updates with the (perhaps subconscious) desire to make you look like an idiot. They may well think they are doing you a favor.
Congrats on winning the Nobel Prize, it's hard to believe you're the same guy that crapped your pants in third grade — signed, your Facebook Troll
by teeceeTO July 11, 2010
Get the Facebook Trollmug. when you accept a friend request (via facebook) from a chick that looks hot in her picture - but upon looking at the profile you realize she is:
a) a fatty
b) not the girl in the picture
c) something else that pisses me off.
a) a fatty
b) not the girl in the picture
c) something else that pisses me off.
"This hot bitch requested me the other day and then i realized she pulled a facebook fakeout on my ass"
"Bitches and hoes, man. Bitches and hoes."
"Bitches and hoes, man. Bitches and hoes."
by pizzaman2o1o January 13, 2008
Get the facebook fakeoutmug. Someone who denies your request to add them as a friend on Facebook because he/she thinks that you aren't good enough to be added to their list.
"I've known Jasmine for a few years and figured I'd add her to my Facebook."
"Cool."
"Not really, she denied my request, even though we have some friends in common."
"What a Facebook Snob!"
"Cool."
"Not really, she denied my request, even though we have some friends in common."
"What a Facebook Snob!"
by JD9 May 11, 2007
Get the Facebook Snobmug. Some one who will talk a lot of shit over a status or on a picture, mabye even in chat if there balsy. But when you try to tell them to say it to your face or confront them they decide its best to run away and scream like a pussy. Then the next day they do it again.
Kid 1: (on Facebook status) YO FAGET!! Fuck you and your mother. You a pussy ass nigga.
Kid 2: Oh yea, say that to my face in school tomorow.
Kid 1: No!! UR JUST A PUSSY
Kid 2: You fucking facebook gangsta go to hell
Kid 2: Oh yea, say that to my face in school tomorow.
Kid 1: No!! UR JUST A PUSSY
Kid 2: You fucking facebook gangsta go to hell
by FO SHIZZLE DAWG November 13, 2009
Get the Facebook Gangstamug. In the same vain as drunk dialing, drunk facebooking is the act of making conversation and sending text messages over facebook while intoxicated. These calls are generally outlandish and embarrassing to the dialer when seen the next day.
Stanley got drunk and started drunk facebooking me last night, saying how he wanted to hook up with Adolphus Busch.
by dribbledrool February 7, 2009
Get the drunk facebookingmug. Used to describe people who encounter a social networking profile with more friends and feel upset about it
She says: Dude, I can't believe you have 96 friends listed! I mean, you don't even know half of them!
He Replies: That's just your facebook envy talking, don't feel so bad for having only 9.
He Replies: That's just your facebook envy talking, don't feel so bad for having only 9.
by brawler_mtl June 23, 2007
Get the Facebook Envymug. When you go on facebook to look at peoples profiles and or photos and you go look throough their friends and their friends and so on.
by lafleur11 July 31, 2007
Get the Facebook creepingmug.