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Exploding Bowtie

To prominently deficate on a supine slumbering individual superior to the chest, but inferior of the neck, and upon completion, awakening the individual, who then looks down, causing the freshly laid fecal matter to be compressed by the individuals chin, and splattering in a bowtie formation.
If i come home and find her sleeping as usual, I am going to have to administer the exploding bowtie.
by Mentone2 November 14, 2012
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exposition monkey

A character in a story or play who is there not for his/her character development or role in the story, but solely for the purpose of providing exposition to the audience.
Any time two minor characters in a Shakespearean play have a conversation not about themselves, but about others. Examples are found in Macbeth (2.4, 3.6), where the exposition monkey is the Old Man (and sometimes Ross); Merchant of Venice (2.8, first half of 3.1), where the exposition monkey is Solanio, Salarino, and Salerio. Some television characters serve this function as well as being regular characters. For example, Donna Moss on The West Wing.
by Smushey February 10, 2013
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Expelianus

A spell that can be cast to end constipation.
Harry suddenly shouted "expelianus" and his cramping went away.
by desotobear August 1, 2013
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Expired Douchebag

Noun: a douchabag that is so old and douchey that it isn't even fit to douche with.
KJ: " I unfriended Branham on Facebook. He said some shit that totally pissed me off!"

Angela: " Good! That old fugger is nothing but an expired douchebag, anyway."
by MadMorsel August 19, 2013
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Expon

The shorthand term for the hypothetical explosion of the universe.

As coined by the renowned astrophysicist Kyrara Sciencepants
Wow, I sure hope there is no expon today.
by BoltMan January 10, 2014
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Expatreneur

Someone who, while living in a foreign country, commits to the process of starting their own business.
Jim did a three year tour in Seoul where he became an expert on the local cuisine. In true expatreneur fashion, he moved back to Texas and opened a Korean restaurant.
by TheExpatreneur December 26, 2014
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exploit squad

A group of people who like to make people mad on HCF servers such as HydraHCF, FuriousHCF, SimplyHCF, and many others by hacking and phasing through people's fence gates to get into their bases to kill them using their main 2 clients, Latemod and Serenity.
Looks likes exploit squad is attacking another HCF server!
by Regenerating January 16, 2016
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