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Eating ass

Anilingus. Practiced by homosexuals and closeted gay men in denial. As a deviant and destructive practice, it may qualify as a mental illness. Strongly linked with coprophilia (scat fetish).
Joe finds an outlet for his unfulfilled homosexual desires through eating ass.
by Rational man September 27, 2020
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Cream Eating Queef Sniffer

The result of a battle royal between 3 friends to come up with the best names to call eachother.
Friend 1: Cunt Bubble!
Friend 2: Cum Blaster!
Friend 3: CREAM EATING QUEEF SNIFFER!
by wicked_cowgirl July 10, 2010
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crayon-eating parrot

A psycho that you hate, or a person that bugs you all the time. You call them a crayon-eating parrot because they are weird and they even LOOK LIKE A PARROT!
Imagine you are out on a field or tarmac and, suddenly, someone hits you in the face with a dodgeball and they say, "watch out kid. you had it coming." You would say, "oh my gosh. what a crayon-eating parrot! geez!"
by Alexia-Marie December 25, 2008
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Sad eating

Someone who is secretly insecure about themselves and eats when they are sad. Sad eating is a subtle disorder that people commonly say isnt. Sad eating is pretty much for stupid people
Wow shes getting fat
yeah i bet shes sad eating
by WILL-Y May 14, 2012
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pie-eating contest

performing oral sex on a menstruating female.
Looks like Johnny's been having a pie-eating contest.
by sammy dan August 22, 2006
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estingawish

is said by itself unless preceeded or followed by bitch.
by Cait/Eileen January 30, 2003
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eating oatmeal from a jacuzzi

Overwhelemed with information or work.
I really need a beer, I've been eating oatmeal from a jacuzzi all day.
by cliffzedge November 19, 2010
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