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Flying Dutch Oven

Having your blanket at a super man cape position, Fart in your cape and swooping your blanket and covering your closest victim to be forced in a slightly altered version of a Dutch oven.

A Dutch oven that is mobile.
I snuck her with a flying Dutch oven from a distance.
by Justtony June 22, 2016
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Runny dutchess

When the dutchess has anal seapage leaking down her leg!
by Tarlie October 27, 2017
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Old Dutchman

Going down on someone with a mouth full of potato chips (preferably the Old Dutch brand from Canada).
When I give my girlfriend ye Old Dutchman I eat Rip-L chips for her pleasure, but if she's been naughty I munch down on Mexican Chili flavour!
by Saulstar September 9, 2020
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Shitter's Ditch

A place of pure torment owing to your own misfortune or stupidly. Imagine being cast into the bottom of a ditch that was used by everyone as a latrine, up to your neck in excreta with yet more people above, continuing to empty their bowls on you. Possibly in a war zone where everyone has explosive diarrhorea from dysentery. You get the idea - it's a dire situation beyond imagination.
Ahh shit!! I'm half way across the world in North Korea, I've had my wallet and passport stolen - no money, no ID , no accommodation , the military suspect me of being a spy and are about to torture my arse, I can't get in touch with the embassy and to top it all off, i'm hanging by my wrists in an interrogation cell and my nose is itchy so I can't scratch !! Sigh, I'm really in shitter's ditch now !
by Devlin Dogue April 22, 2018
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Dutch Pantry

The act of farting into a woman's vagina and the smelling it.
A stink nugget almost slipped out of Timmy's ass while he was performing the dutch pantry on Jamie.
by J. Con July 7, 2007
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Dutch Car

Similar to a "Dutch Oven". Farting in a completely enclosed auto. It is essential that the offender have access to complete control of the windows and doors. Hop in your car with a friend, unload your methane cargo, and lock all windows and doors, giving your friend a "Dutch Car",
Went to Taco Bell over lunch, on our way to a 3:00 meeting, I gave Jimmy a Dutch Car. He wasn't too happy.
by Skip Leo February 6, 2009
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