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Someone sees Schrodinger's Douchebag on some tt slideshow, insta meme page, or anything else and assumes it's fake and posts it again. Or they just love reposting the same thing.
Post it three times, shame on no one. Post it five times, shame on you, ya Schrodinger's douchebag douche
by subway572572 October 28, 2023
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douchebag

you're smart, EXTREMELY funny, and the best part is that u treat girls with respect.
Girl-
"Hey, I don't like you because you're a douchebag!"

Guy-
"Dang."
by Pervis Ellis April 7, 2007
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douchebag party of one

When you are waiting in the bar for a table for one in a busy eatery and the waitress calls your name.

"-YOUR LAST NAME---- party of one" TRANSLATION IS

"douchebag party of one"

your response---- "yes please" with your hand and index finger extended in acknowledgement.
When you are waiting in the bar for a table for one in a busy eatery and the waitress calls your name.

"-YOUR LAST NAME---- party of one" TRANSLATION IS "douchebag party of one"

your response---- "yes please" with your hand and index finger extended in acknowledgement."
by balad,iraq June 6, 2010
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Douchebag

People who breath through their mouths while they talk (mouth breathers), People who pout when they lose the game, people who refuse to play for the team that drafts them, people who go to the super bowl numerous times & can't win, Win and take credence from the RB who actually deserves it, people who are punk ass bitches!
John Elway, douchebag
by myspace.com/enixred December 22, 2008
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On day me and my friend were walking through a mall. It was a really rainy day so we were gonna hang out at the mall and breath some fumes, it was pretty fun until some -douchebag- adult got a cop on us, then we were screwed. Ten years later, I'm free!
by The Floop June 20, 2007
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Douchebaggery

Noun/Verb: actions (or engaging in actions or thoughts) often promulgated by GDI’s (God-Damn Independents) and other unfratty persons; actions which fratdaddies and sorostitutes never engage in.
Just as North Face is a staple of the fratty community, hooded sweatshirts are a staple of international douchebaggery.
by PFaceBarnes_MA April 20, 2008
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douchebag

wow, mike barker is a douchebag.
by alkalinesolo December 25, 2008
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