Doink n boink

The act of smoking marijuana immediately before having sex, most often used in a casual setting

Guy 1: “hey, how did your tinder date go?”

Guy 2: “good, she came over for the ol doink n boink”

by Jernamus September 1, 2019

doing a boris

The art of touching someone on the thigh, with or without their permission. (who knows)

Watch out! Looks like George is doing a boris.

by notsoharry October 1, 2019

Doing homework

Telling your mom that you're doing homework, but actually watching lesbian porn.

Mom: What are you watching?
Child: I'm doing homework.ian+sex
Child (typing): pornhub.com/video/search?search=lesb

by fuuuuuuuuuuuckhead October 8, 2019

Doing a Bakugou

Roasting damn nerds like you’re Bakugou from BNHA. Having absolutely no consideration for others and doing things to benefit yourself. Believing you are the best and that everyone else is below you.

“He’s such an asshole for bringing that kid down.”
“Nah, he’s just doing a Bakugou.”

by leon kuwata is the only ginger October 11, 2019

doing some work

Stealing shit.

A: What are you doing?
B: I'm just doing some work.

by TheThird Position October 18, 2019

doing a jenny

when a friend leaves you instantly and without any explanation.

she’s doing a jenny.
he’s doing a jenny.
she did a jenny to us and never came back.

by x659ds December 14, 2019

Doing A Greg

The act of getting wasted one night and making up a fake game as an excuse for not showing up to work the next morning

Just heard Greg James is missing after being wasted with Lizzo and Harry Styles at the BRIT awards last night. I bet he is 'doing a greg!'

by mr.handlebandlebobitybipbob February 19, 2020