black and decker

when a dildo is atached to a drill.

i got the black and decker out for my bitch last night she was screaming in seconds.

by jhdl123 November 10, 2009

Upper Deck

oh man!!! its so funny!! i wanna do yours! (please)

(to be song in a heavy metal mosh way)

I’m going out tonight, to waste another site, I’m laughing in delight

Dark now is the sky, I’m sure your asking why, that I make the janitors cry!

Your house is my next stop, I open up the top, and leave another plop!

Got no time to wipe, I’m rolling with the hype, Ohh man this one’s ripe.

Upper Deck! Upper Deck

LOL It’s a wreck

Upper Deck Upper Deck

Just put the tidy bowl man in check!

One more house to do, I got some more to poo, I’m captain kangaroo

But this aint make believe, no trolleys up my sleeve, your tank is filled as I leave.

Yah it makes a mess, but it alleviates my stress, now gimme your boss’s address

He’ll have a souvenir, as I drink up my last beer, then I disappear.

Upper Deck! Upper Deck

LOL It’s a wreck

Upper Deck Upper Deck

Just put the tidy bowl man in check!

by Blitzd July 6, 2004

deckjerks

2 gorgeous chicks playing back to back the hardest breakbeats going. Deck comes from the main instrument used and jerk describes the music which rolls and drops like riding a wave as you take off with a bit of skratching on the side. Combined DJ which is who they are.

Playing to dancers off their trolleys luvin it

by Jodie February 3, 2005

Double Decking

you and a friend both fucking girls on a bunk bed in a synchronized manner

Bob and Alex double decking dimes on bunk bed in tune

by Rage-hard and no regard November 19, 2011

gay deck

A stupid insult people say when they are losing in clash royal specifically middle-schoolers.

Guy: “OMG this guys about to three crown me.” Guy2: “he has such of a gay deck.”

by Brug12345678910111213141516171 March 21, 2022

Hit The Deck Son!

1. an expression used when someone has just been owned by someone else
2. to get the fuck out of one's way
3. when during a rap contest, one rap line just SERVES the other person and they are confused & ashamed

1. Toby: "...that's what your mom said"
Harris: "how dare you!"
Cam: "OHHH SHIT...Hit The Deck Son!!!!"
2. Toby: "man, get out da way, these niggas comin thru"
niggas: "Hit the Deck, white boy, get out my way cracka"
3. Toby: "'cuz that's me & i'm gay"
crowd: "OH MY GOD THAT OTHER GUY BETTER HIT THE DECK!! OHHHHH! HE JUST GOT SERVED!"
other rapper: "damn, not again :("

by powerpower02356 June 30, 2011

decking

jamming one mans cock meat into another mans cock hole.

hey dude you wanna go decking after school

by decking December 6, 2017