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Covid Crutch

Things that were done pre pandemic that could still be done during the pandemic but service providers use Covid as an excuse for not offering it.
The manicurist used the Covid crutch to get out of the shoulder massage. The waitress that servers us 4 courses used the Covid crutch to not wrap our extra food.
by anonymous January 15, 2021
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Covid-🐼

When China wants to divert the world attention that it is responsible for the coronavirus pandemic, by extending its panda diplomacy in developed countries to mask or vaccine diplomacy in developing nations—it has donated planefuls of free masks to dictatorial regimes, and promises them first-priority vaccines once they are available.
Thanks to Covid-🐼, China hopes to make up for its lies and cover-ups in not alerting the world of the coronavirus pandemic earlier, which could have prevented millions of infections and saved tens of thousands of lives globally.
by Covido November 24, 2020
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COVID-21

A new disease which certainly will appear in late December 2021, then the WHO will declare it a pandemic in 2 weeks.
"COVID-21 is now a pandemic, return to online learning, close all workplaces, cancel all events!"
by LikeXD31 March 12, 2021
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COVID

Media induced placebo amplification of the common cold supported with fake diagnostic tools called pcr and antigen tests.
I got COVID it was so bad. My friends dads friends brothers grand father died of COVID. I know someone who died of COVID.
by randomtruths February 9, 2022
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Covid kilos

Any weight, either physical or mental, gained during 2020.
by Rufus Gristle February 20, 2021
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Covid Joiner

You're fucking Covid Joiner, stop talking shit.
by czSmoG_ September 18, 2021
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Covid-19

Like All the other types of covids before covid-19 like covid-18 covid-1 etc is a made of virus to scare people but actually doesn't exist.
The virus was created in 2019 when the Chinese Japanese Koreans and all Asians made up the story to secure the public when they were trying to have a war with the world and people are thanking this virus is real when it ain't.
Look guys that Vietnam person is screaming about covid-19!
by 459395 February 23, 2022
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