condom wrench

Device used to tighten a condom. Used as an insult for someone like saying they're wrapping around a penis. It also combined 2 unlikely words which give it some added humor.

someone acting gay and stupid.

"What the hell are you doing, condom wrench!?"

by Takuban November 6, 2006

condom rippler

when a girl is riding you , and decides to fart on your dick , and you take it and keep going .

trevor:so i brought this chick home , and she pulled out the condom rippler on me , it was awful.

by Ginorm Epoo December 30, 2007

Bird Condom

Where you gut a bird and use it as a condom. Usually used as a last resort on prom night. Slogans include: "Protect your pecker with a pecker".."Don't bang your bird without your bird".."Let the bird see your worm".."Birds love seeds, give them your seed"

Elliot had nothing to use on prom night, as a last minute thought he gutted this poor sparrow and made a Bird Condom. He used that instead, safe to say for the least of it, he protected his pecker.

by Liquailliam May 17, 2014

Condor

(NOUN) He is the masked protector of humanity. His mask is the skin he wears during the day to disguise himself as a human.

The Condor strikes again

by chestyman October 9, 2008

condolulations

an expression of joy in the success or good fortune of another combined with an expression of sympathy to someone who is experiencing pain arising from death, deep mental anguish, or misfortune.

Someone tells you they are having a baby but you are not sure that they meant/want to be pregnant: "I would like to offer my deepest condolulations"

by blamo54 December 19, 2012

condomize

To condomize a relationship means to jeopardise a relationship (mostly romantic) by having intercourse.

Hey! I am into you, but I don't want to condomize our relationship or whatever of it is left.

by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013

Conversation Condom

A phrase used to hide details, or save yourself from saying something you dont really want someone to know.

Person 1: "What did you say when Cindy asked you what you did last night?"

Person 2: "I just used one of those conversation condoms and changed the subject."

by Doug Cota August 6, 2008