cojo

biggest fag in the world

cojo loves more dick than teddy does

by putle September 4, 2003

Coconut Water

Coconut Water is when you collect the male ejaculation after sexual intercourse and is then placed into a plastic container that is stored under the bed. It is left under the bed to ferment and is being added to once a day. After a week the next time sexual intercourse is initiated the container is opened and the spoiled/rotten stench of the ejaculation is used as an aphrodisiac. Each Participant takes a big whiff before engaging in intercourse to get the full effect.

"Billy and sally have been collecting coconut water for a month now and are going to rip it open tonight."

"Hey baby, Wanna come back to my place? I've got some '47 Coconut water"

by Dr.Neko August 26, 2012

coconut

A synonym for the female bottom. Typically used to describe a nicely muscled or rounded bottom.

I'm gonna get wit dat sweetie tonight and crack that coconut.

by Phizil August 28, 2003

Coconut

A burnett who has often blonde moments

Girl 1: did she just ask what tuna is?
Girl 2: Yeah she is such a blonde, but wait she has brown hair
Girl 1: yeah shes a coconut
Girl 2: oh yeah haha

by Coconutcassie August 24, 2008

colon crusador

a man with a habit of sticking objects in another man's ass

your typical colon crusador will use fingers, hoses, and other large objects to check the colon

by Fuzzy Sells April 28, 2006

Coconut

A derogatory term used in Australasia for people from the Polynesian islands. Particularly Tonga and Samoa.

Hes a coconut, hes from Tonga

by shooter_78 January 21, 2011

Coconut

An action of using your palm to hit someone's head.

That guy looks like a bird, let's go and coconut him.

by Maslin September 2, 2003