Clam rigger 

noun. A Surgeon specialising in Gynoplasty, in particular the trimming of labia.

The woman was suffering from severe chafing until a Clam rigger performed a labiaplasty.

Clam rigger by Euphejism August 12, 2020

Clam bake 

When one woman releases flatulence on another woman's crotch. ie. The residual heat baking her clam.

So my girlfriend and I were scissoring when she farted and gave me a clam bake

Clam bake by anonymous October 7, 2020

Clam chowder face 

An unsymmetrical droopy face. Only achieved by consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Gabby has such a clam chowder face when she’s wasted.

Clam chowder face by Henry the reet November 6, 2020

Clam chowder face 

An unsymmetrical droopy face. Achieved only by consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Yo! Did you see Gabby’s clam chowder face last night, she was wasted.

Clam chowder face by Henry the reet November 6, 2020

Clam-o-gram 

The female version of a dick pic

Girl: send me a dick pic...
Guy: only if you send me a clam-o-gram first...

Clam-o-gram by Clam go January 4, 2021

Clam Frappe 

Motorboating a womans vagina in a cold environment. Usually while outdoors, i.e. camping, ice fishing etc.

Jon: Hey mike how was your camping trip with Eileen?
Mike: It was pretty cold in the mornings, but I warmed her up good.
Jon: Yeah?

Mike: Yeah I went down on her, she got so wet I drank her clam frappe.

Clam Frappe by Sven Grudenwald January 8, 2021

Clam-Bake 

Performing oral sex on a woman while smoking a joint.

My favorite position lately has been the clam-bake.

Clam-Bake by 12 inch cord February 4, 2021