Chocolate Clown Pie

Similar to the "Clown Pie", except you defecate in your hand and smash it in someone's face.

After visiting the gorilla house at the zoo, I came home with bits of chocolate clown pie on my face.

by Zoorba the Dumbass October 17, 2003

chocolate wanking sticks

Using chocolate bars for sexual pleasure.

Deirdre twanged herself off to daytime tv with the help of chocolate wanking sticks.

by Deirdre January 6, 2004

chocolate thong

These ARE real items; they are basically thongs with the cover being tasty chocolate. Lick away. ^.^

"What does the combination of chocolate and cum taste like?"

by Dave November 9, 2004

chocolate butterfly

The act of sticking a chocolate bar up your rectum and having your boyfriend/girlfriend eat it.

That Jenn was such a great girl thing and had a thing for the chocolate butterfly with mars bars.

by The Machinist July 16, 2006

chocolate stains

the aftermath after Eric Johnson uses a toilet

Did you see those chocolate stains Eric Johnson left this time? He even got it on the seat. WTF?

by ihateericyouruinedmylifeahole January 6, 2008

chocolate woolly mammoth

A sexual act in which one takes a dump on a girl's chest, shaves their pubes onto their own shit, and proceedes to titty fuck her

For those who do not draw the line at the chili dog, there is the chocolate woolly mammoth: shittier, hairier, and smellier than anything previously invented.

by Wangcaster September 19, 2009

Chocolate attack

As used from De La Soul from the Feel Good Inc. track from Gorillaz. Chocolate attack means dumping alot of shit on someone's head, While sleeping, It's rare for people to do this, But it's happened before!

On 3 we will Chocolate attack Andrew!

by GorillazFanXOXO April 20, 2018