no chance Lance 

The guy at the bar that flirts with the bartender, leaves a terrible tip, and still tries to ask her out.

"Can you believe that guy was hitting on me all night, left me a 5% tip and then still tried to ask me out?!?" "Haha...another 'no chance Lance'!"

no chance Lance by DKapp October 8, 2013

The Polish Chance 

To momentarily play below one's skill level (allowing the opposition a chance to catch up) before mercilessly delivering the crushing defeat.

Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance by allowing him to score a few goals.

Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance with the girl he is talking to, but will emerge from the night as the victor.

The Polish Chance by TheRosterHasLanded November 12, 2011

Miami Heat 3% "Chance" 

ESPN predicted Miami Heat 3% "Chance" to beat the Boston Celtics in May 2023

ESPN- Miami Heat 3% "Chance" to win the ECF in 2023 versus the Boston Celtics

Heat Fan- Say again? We are flying to Denver for the 2023 NBA FINALS!!!!

Jimmy Butler, Caleb Martin, and company destroyed the Boston Celtics

Miami Heat 3% "Chance" by Trump-Epstein_list_missing May 30, 2023

no chance to survive 

Usually what happens when:

1.Somebody sets you up the bomb
2.It's Cats, and all your base are belongs to him
3. Cats advises that you make your time

And usually leads to:
4. The Captain declaring that you move all ZIG "for great justice"
5. The Captain assumes that "you know what you doing..."

And if you survive, you get congradulation.

See:
make your time, aybabtu

"You have no chance to survive make your time..."

no chance to survive by !d4n13113 March 26, 2004

Chanel College

Worlds most f**ked up school

wow he probably goes to Chanel College he is dumb enough

Chanel College by Mrz Cameron July 30, 2018

Chanele 

A girl who has the personalitly AND the sexiness every girl is jealous of.

Dude 1 : Man, who should I ask to go to prom with me?

Dude 2 : Obviously Chanele, or someone close to her, if you are lucky.

Chanele by daqcaptain January 1, 2011

Changed 

DON'T EVER SEARCH THIS AND DON'T GO TO IMAGES, IF YOU DO YOU WILL TOTALLY FUCKING DIE. DON'T SEARCH IT.

man: "hey you should search changed"
peanut brain: "what's changed?"
man: "just search it"
peanut brain: "ok"

*peanut brain fucking dies from the horrible images*

Changed by w i n n i n g s m i l e February 22, 2021