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lando-carisian

the name of lando carisian

and no its not a real person
but its a funny name none the less

its also a common misspelling of Lamborghini
lando-carisian: hey you see that football game yesterday?
you: no
lando-carisian: ima run you over with my lando
by chisseled July 16, 2022
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WHO CARES WHAT YOU BELIEVE!?

You should be acting in accordance with my propositional ethic regardless of what you (it's funny I actually typed "I" instead of "you" initially because I still mix up pronouns from time to time) believe! That's what I do! Act out propositions that I don't actually believe! And I don't even do that! I do whatever I feel like doing and then try to get people to accept propositions (without thinking) I don't actually believe!
Dr. JerpPeej "WHO CARES WHAT YOU BELIEVE!?"

Hym "I do. And I guess my fans. Which is why I don't like when this is trivialized. It's an insult to my fans that I cannot abide! I mean, look at you. Reading this. I'm not making you do this anymore. You clearly came here (where this is I don't even know how you're seeing this) to see what I had to say today. You might think it's brilliant and put it in your tv show and/or movie. You might ad lib it on set and send chills down the spine of your co-worker. You might use it to recruit interns. Either way, thanks for... reading? Does this count as watching? Viewing? I don't know. I'm getting off topic. How cares what I believe? Me. How are these beliefs working for me? They're not stopping me from doing anything. YOUR beliefs (on the other hand) ARE doing that..."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2023
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Seth carlson

anyone with this name pulls so many bitches. like he has W rizz.
person 1: hey is your name seth carlson?
person 2: yeah it is, why
person 1: i can tell. you definitely pull so many bitches. probably have hoes on each side
person 2: omg how did you know??
by random837 December 18, 2022
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Dave Carlson finger bang

To finger a heavily bleeding vagina so hard that blood goes everywhere. Dave Carlson reference comes from move slap shot and how Dave is an animal how Dave is a mess.
Bro 1-Nigga what the fuck happened in here? Its a murder scene.
Bro 2-Funny you should ask. Amy came by. Gave her some Shit then i Dave Carlson finger banged that bloody ham wallet of hers.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023
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Who cares though

The thing I say to myself after spending 5+ minutes on a comment, post or UrbDic entry before deleting it because I’m not funny or interesting.
*writes a small essay for a YouTube comment*
Yeah but who cares though??? *discard*
by IAlreadyUsedRaegoerOnAnAlt January 25, 2023
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Play Cards

A phrase to subtly request sex
Me: I’m bored, do you want to play cards
by The Rizzly Bear July 18, 2023
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Tesla cars

A car that every "car guy" aka stupid 5 year olds will brag about how tesla sucks and them mk4 supra is better and stuff
Very gud def not 5 year old car guy: tEsLa CaRs SuCk 1!1
Person with logic: shut the fuck up little timmy.
by Msdicksucker July 24, 2023
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