Canadian Tuxedo
Canadian Tuxedo by MrDingDing December 23, 2015
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canadian dream
Self employed, driving the company car, married to a wife who works, good credit, a house, and a cat and dog, and a good retirement fund in their 30's-40's, bills paid on time all the time and most importantly..good health + free gas.
Damn, what have I done wrong? I don't know if it was working for mcdonalds, owning a shitbox, married the wrong woman, bad credit, renting a house, the wrong pets, late bills, or this habbit of smoking that cost me my retirement fund and health and gas money.
canadian dream by Mitchyb April 23, 2006
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canadian dessert
canadian dessert by NANA HAZELSTUFF April 6, 2005
canadian spear
the act of performing the canadian spear is when one removes the penis from the orifice which they are penetrating and proceed to repentrate with excessive force
canadian spear by fclarkizzle January 13, 2008
Canadian Unibrow
Sexual act in which a man performs anal sex until climax and then wipes his feces and semen covered penis across his partner's forehead. Forming a unibrow.
"She kept telling me that her eyes were burning after the Canadian Unibrow. I grabbed my stuff and left"
Canadian Unibrow by milkaxor October 5, 2008
Canadian Rocket
When using the restroom, it is when a pocket of gas becomes trapped between two pieces of fecal matter, compressing the gas more and more until it ruptures sending the fecies harshly out of the sphinctor. (Derived from Canada, the country of shit, and compressed with "rocket" describing the projectile motion of the fecies.)
Canadian Rocket by Jasp Ckarrow July 6, 2011
Canadian History
A nation's history of diversity, struggle, and great success just like in any other country.
Nothing makes this Country's history better or worse then any other country's
It is not a extreme sexual act as suggested by Steven Colbert, on the Colbert Report
Is something most American's dont know anything about (See Rick mercer asks American's)
Nothing makes this Country's history better or worse then any other country's
It is not a extreme sexual act as suggested by Steven Colbert, on the Colbert Report
Is something most American's dont know anything about (See Rick mercer asks American's)
A subject taught in Canadian schools to share Canadian history with Canadian Children.
A subject in which the War of 1812 is shared and is talked about how Canada took over and burnt down the white house.
A subject in which the War of 1812 is shared and is talked about how Canada took over and burnt down the white house.
Canadian History by Bexstead February 5, 2010