buttholeness

a butthole who is acting like a butthole

Husbands tend to show their buttholeness on an every day basis.

by The Smart Wife October 11, 2010

Butthands

Forget or screw up plans

Matt: remember when I said the concert was on saturday, its actually today.
Caroline: wow, really Butthands that one.

by Butthands September 5, 2014

ye salty butthole

when one takes a anal spreader and puts it in ones butthole and then takes a stick of would with barbwire around it and puts in in and out of ones butthole then takes a bowl or bucket of salt and pours in the cut up butthole

austin gave rocco a ye salty butthole last night

by helter skeltor September 10, 2014

grandfather cock butthole penis

look it up on google

omg grandfather cock butthole penis very interesting .-.

by big daddy poobah June 16, 2017

Old Soul with a New Butthole

Old Soul with a New Butthole is a middle aged man who has his anus medically sewed tighter to be more appealing.

He was just Ray, now he's an Old Soul with a New Butthole.

by LethalSeamen March 6, 2022

Buttchink

A word substituted for any other word, generally an insult.

You stupid... buttchink!

by Joe November 24, 2004

butthole cancer

a more humorous form of colon cancer

johhny: dude, my gerbil just died. doc says its from colon cancer.
Johnny: wtf? how did he get butthole cancer?

by tallywacker June 10, 2008