boyfriend

A fake title used for fucking rights.

I met this guy who wanted to be my boyfriend just so he could fuck me. We barely talk.

by the kid under the cupboard January 10, 2009

susan boyle

a half-eaten sausage

a susan boyle is a half-eaten sausage

by omgboringboringboring December 27, 2009

boyfriend

pronounced (boy - ` frand)

One of a species seeking to impregnate a female counterpart.

Girl, u know they ain't no diffrence 'tween a boyfriend and a baby-daddy.

by altered August 8, 2006

bowflex

Used as an adjective, this term describes any person, male or female, who is extremely muscular and/or tanned.

Holy shit! That guy's so bowflex, I bet he could lift a house.

by liebensaft April 2, 2009

boyfriend

Hmmmmm... how to define boyfriend?
1) a guy used to keep the gross guys away
2)a guy you date because he is a total ass and you use dating him to fuck him over to get him back
3)a guy one chooses to be with because he is funny, sweet, and cares for them
4)a postion a guy holds that states that one person should be kissing them and only them, also other things that do not need to be explained
5) some guy who you date to specificly by you gifts and pay for your stuff

yeah i met this guy who is like totaly hot and he asked me out and bought me a ring so i said yes.

by justne wade April 11, 2005

part time boyfriend

a guy who wants to be exclusive and have all teh perks of having a girlfriend, but who doesnt want any of the responsibility, like doesnt want to buy presents on birthdays or meet each others families or spend the week ends together. They are happy to be part time...

So it's you and your boyfriends one year, are you doing anythign special?
obviously not he's a part time boyfriend he can't be bothered.

by yesgirl223 July 13, 2010

square-headed boyfriend/girlfriend

Personal computer, specifically a reference to the monitor; used to describe those who spend too much time online or otherwise "involved" with their computer.

We broke up because s/he spends too much time with the square-headed boyfriend/girlfriend.

Turn off the square-headed boyfriend/girlfriend and come drink with us tonight!

by WhatDivaWants July 19, 2007