parakeet blast

A literal translation from Mexican Spanish pericazo, for a snort of cocaine.

Ricardo offered me a parakeet blast and a Tecante, so we blasted parakeet and drank cerveza.

by dawson. April 21, 2008

Baltimore Blast

When a male (or a collective group of men) ejaculates so hard on a girls face, she is knocked to the ground like the entire city of Baltimore is hitting her in the face.

Man, I knew before I even finished that she was going to get the Baltimore Blast.

by DJ King Pin April 3, 2010

Ass-Blasterbate

A form of masturbation involving fingering ones ass hole and extremely runny diarrhea. The act can be extremely loud and messy and for unknown reasons is frowned upon when carried out in public.

After days of eating Taco Bell, Ronald finally had the shits necessary to Ass-Blasterbate to the best of his abilities.

by TheWopShop December 31, 2013

tongue blasting

When you rapidly tongue someone's orifice for pleasure

Daniel was in the process of totally tongue blasting her fudge tunnel.

by Fuckedupman July 16, 2016

Cuck Blasted

To be ridiculed or talked down to by the common cuck

Bills comment ended up getting me cuck blasted by all the neardby cucks.

by ImACuckLord April 11, 2017

gangster blast

A small amount of something. Often used with regards to taking the last of the coffee.

I will have a gangster blast of that coffee.

by prof_clockwork April 24, 2017

cum blasted lobster loads

Cr1tikal’s way of jizzing into the females he seduces.

“You hear me ladies? Cum blasted lobster loads.”

by Slappdat January 7, 2018