The creater of Bongjudaism. He immigrated to the United States from South Korea in 2005, narrowly escaping the terror of Kim Jung Il. After his arrival in the states, he was instantly appraised and revered as the great BONG. He has many followers in his religion and plans to spread his Bongness across the globe.
"Bong Joo walked to the park. On his way, he encountered some South Korean whores. Bong Joo, being the great master of Bongjudaism, managed to steer their sexridden lives away from doom, and instead lead them to salvation. i.e. his pants"
"Bong Joo is my God!" - a famed Humanities student
"Bong Joo is my God!" - a famed Humanities student
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1. An accurate description of any (one) person that is of Chinese heritage. 2. A description of anything created, made, produced, manufactured, or constructed in China. 3. Reference to slavery, child labor, and sweat shops. Also see China.
4. A fail-safe method to communicating to lesser life forms in their language without incurring their wrath. 5. Natally
1. An accurate description of any (one) person that is of Chinese heritage. 2. A description of anything created, made, produced, manufactured, or constructed in China. 3. Reference to slavery, child labor, and sweat shops. Also see China.
4. A fail-safe method to communicating to lesser life forms in their language without incurring their wrath. 5. Natally
1. "Hi Bing Bong!"
2. "Oh crap my car engine exploded!"
"Wow that's really Bing Bong,"
3. "Mom, wheres my sister?"
"Oh, she's bing bong now,"
"O, lol,"
4. BING BONG CHING CHANG SPLISH SPLASH TAKIN' A BATH
5. "Hi Bing Bong!"
2. "Oh crap my car engine exploded!"
"Wow that's really Bing Bong,"
3. "Mom, wheres my sister?"
"Oh, she's bing bong now,"
"O, lol,"
4. BING BONG CHING CHANG SPLISH SPLASH TAKIN' A BATH
5. "Hi Bing Bong!"
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Get the Bing Bong mug.1. The momentary loss of all faculties resulting in some minor catastrophy such as dropping a box of fried chicken into your toilet or repeatedly pressing the refresh button on a credit card payment page for something hideously expensive like plane tickets or a luxury car, thus bankrupting yourself.
2. Someone for whom common sense and the ability to function in the corporeal world is a sad and distant dream.
3. The mental state of someone who has been sectioned and imbibed their own weight in lithium supplements.
2. Someone for whom common sense and the ability to function in the corporeal world is a sad and distant dream.
3. The mental state of someone who has been sectioned and imbibed their own weight in lithium supplements.
1. Woman: omg I just totally left my baby in the stroller on top of the car at that service station three exits ago
Husband: you really are a total ****ing Bing Bong brain you know that?
2. Student 1: Dude I just totally Bing Bonged that exam.. I wrote that America was discovered by the Count of Monte Cristo
Student 2: You shouldnt have taken that whole box of lithium this morning...
Husband: you really are a total ****ing Bing Bong brain you know that?
2. Student 1: Dude I just totally Bing Bonged that exam.. I wrote that America was discovered by the Count of Monte Cristo
Student 2: You shouldnt have taken that whole box of lithium this morning...
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