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DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR 

When you just don't give a fuck, say this immediately. SAY IT RIGHT NOW DUMBASS DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR YES YES YES YES
Me - "Im gonna go suck some dick RIGHT NOW DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR"
Other person - "What the fuck... is this kid gay or some shit?"
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Choo Choo Bear 

Davan's cat in the Something Positive webcomic. Choo Choo Bear is 25 years old, went through chemotherapy treatments that made him hairless, and suffers from a bone disorder-ie, he doesn't have them.
Choo Choo Bear by Sutori September 23, 2003

pooky bear 

Garfield's bear. Pooky allows Garfield to show his other side. He's a teddy bear extraordinaire; cuddly, understanding, and always there when Garfield needs him. Plus he never tries to hog Garfield's blanket or food. Garfield likes that.
raymond is my pooky bear <3

POCKET BEAR 

A stocky hairy masculine gay male of small stature
that's one sexy pocket bear
POCKET BEAR by obliqueanz October 5, 2009

don't poke the bear

A phrase of warning used to prevent oneself or others from asking or doing something that might provoke a negative response from someone or something else.
Employee 1: "Should I ask the boss for a day off?"
Employee 2: "He just found out his wife left him, so don't poke the bear."

Don't Fuck A Wounded Bear

Basically means to move on and move past problems one person may have with another.

Used by a character on the British television show Misfits.
... And so he hit you with a toaster and kidnapped you, but you know what they say? Don't fuck a wounded bear!