Bald

Martin is bald

Bald matiiiiin

by matinnnn August 31, 2023

baldi fart

baldi fart

baldi fart is baldi fart

by flamin_lol July 21, 2024

Bald

A term used to describe a type of woodland fairy related to the tooth fairy, except this specific fairy is almost always made up of thumb sized middle aged men with shiny egg heads and cheerful goatees, dressed in beautiful ballroom dresses and Cinderella slippers with large, butterfly wings. They have chicken feet too, but be not afraid, for harming you would be the last things these fairies would do. These gentil beings use their magnificent wands to cast spells on innocent children who have trouble sleeping, where they often sing lullabies and give lots of kisses on the cheeks.

Bald buzzed around by ears every night, tap dancing with his neon-yellow chicken legs. Ahh, what good times.

by ChildrenFinger July 24, 2024

Bald Pussy

A sweet, tasty, beautiful art of perfection for presenting a perfect ready to eat pussy.

Kisding my quivering, wet girlfriends' Bald Pussy makes me cum like a river.

by Emmawatsonspussy August 1, 2024

baldibasicsedulearn1

creator of an enabled dave clone and an poorly drawn sentient fungus

baldi scratch user: hjmmm lets see what baldibasicsedulearn1 has added to melovre today!
chair: You have been selected to go to the void.
baldi scratch user: what??
chair: ÆÆÆÆÆææææÜÜÆÆÆ

by elsqued October 22, 2023

Baldist

Being against bald men. And thinking all bald people are the same

My friend is baldist

by Maddaggy October 25, 2023

Bald dick surprise

When you realize all dick heads are bald so there is nothing to worry about.

I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.

by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 24, 2023