balloonjob

The act of sucking laughing gas out of a balloon during fellatio right before orgasm in order to intensify and prolong the orgasm.

I’m sorry to say that I have secretly found out that
Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them frenching at the museum, and then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume’s swimming pool, giving each other balloonjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.

by the self fulfilling prophet September 17, 2017

Balloon Animal

The act when you go down on a girl and blow air in her pussy then push here belly in and make her queef and she makes a face like an angry hyaena as her pussy chimes along.

Kevin: Yo my nigga Larry, I ate sarinas pussy and gave her a balloon Animal

Larry: Bro that's spiritual, I'm so jelly

by James pace December 31, 2017

Balloonda

Used to describe a girl who was skinny when she was younger, but due to her genetics, became extremely fat after high school. Quoting the phrase, “she ballooned up”, and turning it into the name, “Balloonda”.

Damn, did you see Molly? She has to weigh at least 350 pounds. She was so thin in high school. She’s really a Balloonda now.

by abi dawg January 23, 2018

balloon cider

redneck hard cider made from putting yeast, sugar, and juice inside a jug with a balloon on top and letting it ferment

“hey did you try billybob’s new batch of balloon cider” “oh hell yeah jimmy it sure was tasty”

by Everyyone May 4, 2018

Balloon

A rubber ball that can be filled with air to make float and is sensitive to needles. You should never pop one without telling people first. Unless it’s for revenge.

Ahh, you shouldn’t pop that balloon so near my ear, it startled me!

by Nyahiema May 30, 2018

Balloon holder

A retarded person

Balloon holders shouldn’t be allowed in the bathroom for more than five minutes by themselves

by JJJaiLLujann June 7, 2018

Ballooning

When a sexual partner inserts a balloon into the cavity of their receptive partner and expels air to inflate the balloon inside the cavity, usually the anus.

Man, Matt was so good last night when he was ballooning me, and I can’t wait til the trip to Brazil!

by Balloonboi June 11, 2018