sober as dover 

Sober as Dover

Steven mate how pissed are you?

Sober as Dover my friend, sober as Dover

sober as dover by Dyhcyin December 15, 2017

woke as Fuck with a Starbucks cup

A description of a person who claims to be woke but who isn't cognizant of or willing to address their complicity in the systems of oppression they inveigh against.

That girl is woke as Fuck with a Starbucks cup. She be talkin bout the plight of women in Myanmar while she's steady wearing those UGG boots.

Katy Perry is woke as woke as Fuck with a Starbucks cup! She cut her hair and is trying to portray herself as this conscious, feminist artist, all the while living in a mansion bought from the millions she made while being a pinup , perfect, pop princess.

woke as Fuck with a Starbucks cup by Barrumundii August 23, 2019

stoned as a wall 

Often used in northern hill sheep farming communities to express the feeling after inhaling the smoke from a lot of weed..

Comes (obviously) from a combination of stoned and stone wall.

By eck - sorry lass - I was as stoned as a wall last night...

stoned as a wall by Badly Drawn Kev April 11, 2007

sick as aids 

A phrase used to described something awesome.

Sean: look at her tits bro
Ryan: Their "Sick as aids"

or

Ryan: Fuck its cold in this pool
Sean: True its fucking "sick as aids"

sick as aids by Bro Diddy January 15, 2009

silly as a box of bollocks 

A term used to denote irrational and daft behaviour in someone not noted to be the most level-headed person in normal circumstances anyway.

As in "that Jacko...he's as silly as a box of bollocks".

silly as a box of bollocks by Clarkyboy March 7, 2005

N.E.N.A.'s 

N.E.N.A.'s- Non essential negative associations. Friendships or associations with negative people who are not essential to your life or survival.

It's always better to get rid of the N.E.N.A.'s in your life first.

N.E.N.A.'s by on September 5, 2019

A's pizza 

Pretty much the worst excuse for pizza I have ever tasted. It has burnt crap on the bottom of the bread. The sauce tastes like blood from the co-workers who made it, and the cheese is rubber from the tires of peoples cars who live in Canyon Lake. To summarize it for you "crap on crust"

A's pizza worker: What would you like today Sir?
Me: Uhhh, Crap on Crust with extra co-worker blood, two orders of three cheese throw-up bread, and a salad with extra leaves from the back of your pizza store.
A's pizza co-worker: Ok, your order will be ready in 2 hours and 15 minutes.

A's pizza by terd ferguson February 16, 2005